I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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