So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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