He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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