i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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