i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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