i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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