This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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