Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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