You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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