do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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