I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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