when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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