he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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