have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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