i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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