You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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