she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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