I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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