it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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