idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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