Sry I called you an 8
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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