Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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