I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
