All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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