if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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