I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Alive.
So much puke
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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