school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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