how can u be prego again
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He kissed a someone with a penis
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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