well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Randomize
