They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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