Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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