How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
how does that bad decision feel?
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