I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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