Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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