drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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