So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize