i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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