I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Do vagina's smell?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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