hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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