This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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