People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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