Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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