Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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