Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
