Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just blew my weed a kiss
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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