called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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