last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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