the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
