Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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