Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
