It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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